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waitress: what would you like to drink
me: the blood of my enemies
waitress:
me:
waitress:
me:
waitress: is pepsi okay?
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I’ll shop online, thank you.
Well there’s your problem
And this is in Toronto
MY THIS IS A COINCIDENCE
NO NO NONONONO
wtf
CAN I GO HERE PLEASE. I’D BE SO EXCITED OMG. ITS LIKE A GHETTO SEAWORLD
but look at those bodyguards
lmfaooo ^^ghetto seaworld
(Source: brink182)
Boom.
Can everyone just reblog this once?
preach it dan
via sodamnrelatable
(Source: rupertismagic)